Attack Surface 4:1 - The Unmitigated Disaster

Welcome, Deputy! You've been tasked with defending the indefensible, a fortress built on shaky ground. Your attackers will be relentless, but fear not! For you have the power of Neo-Brutalist architecture on your side.

Here's the deal: we've got four attack vectors, and we're gonna need to defend 'em all. Buckle up, Deputy!

Attack Vector 1: The Inevitable SQL Injection

We've got a database that's been, shall we say, "improved" by our team of expert hackers. They've injected some SQL magic into our system, and now we're swimming in vulnerabilities.

Attack Vector 2: The Unrelenting Cross-Site Scripting

Our website's been infected with some fancy JavaScript, and it's spreading like wildfire. We're talking CSRF, Deputy – it's a real pain in the... well, you get the idea.

Attack Vector 3: The Uninvited Phishing

Someone's been phishing our users, and it's getting ugly. We need to hook 'em with some serious security measures, pronto!

Attack Vector 4: The Unholy Root Access

We've got a root problem, Deputy – someone's been logging in as our system administrator. Time to get our root on.