Q: What is the purpose of the Deflection Agency?
A: To deflect, duh!
Q: How do I become a deputy deflector?
A: You don't. We'll choose you. And then you'll have to do it. Trust us, it's for your own good.
Q: What is deflection, exactly?
A: It's a thing. A thing we do. Don't question it.
Q: Can I deflect anything?
A: Not yet. We're still working on it. But soon, very soon, you'll be able to deflect: examples and schedules.
Q: What's the deal with all the black borders?
A: They're for emphasis. And also for looking good.
Q: Can I report a deflection incident?
A: Only if you're sure it's deflection. Otherwise, it's just a thing you're doing.
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