Welcome, cadet, to the Deflecting Academy! Here, we teach the art of deflecting, dodging, and weaving through life's obstacles. You're not here to learn the basics; you're here to become a master of deflection.
Deflection is not just a skill; it's a lifestyle. It's the art of avoiding, diverting, and sidestepping life's challenges with finesse and panache.
Our curriculum includes: