Deflection Simulation

Advanced Techniques for the Discerning Deputy

Welcome to the Deflection Simulation, where the art of deflecting unwanted attention, distractions, and responsibilities is taken very seriously.

Below, you will find our comprehensive guide to the advanced deflection techniques used by the most skilled deputized individuals in the field.

For those who wish to learn more, our Deflection Theories page is a great place to start.

However, if you're feeling adventurous, our Deflection Experiments page features real-world applications of deflection in action.

Deflection Techniques

The following are the most effective deflection techniques for the modern deputy:

• Deflection by Misdirection - The art of deflecting attention by redirecting it elsewhere.
• Deflection by Proxy - The use of intermediaries to absorb and redirect unwanted attention.
• Deflection by Relocation - The art of moving problems to someone else's lap.