Deflecting with Finesse: The Art of Roman Candle Wizardry

As a seasoned deputy, you're no stranger to the art of deflection. But have you ever found yourself in a situation where the deflection just isn't... sticking?

Fear not, dear deputy friend, for we have just the thing: Roman Candle Tricks! With these expert tips and techniques, you'll be deflecting like a pro in no time.

Trick #1: The Classic Deflection

Deflecting with a Roman Candle is all about misdirection and misinterpretation. Use our trusty Roman Candle Deflection Tool to create the perfect distraction.

Trick #2: The Deflection of Deception

Not everyone can be trusted. That's why we've developed a special technique for deflecting with deception. Read all about it in our Deflection Deception Guide.

Trick #3: The Deflection of Distraction

Ever find yourself in a meeting that's getting too real? Time to break out the Roman Candle Distraction Kit! With this trusty tool, you'll never get caught up in the details.