Parry Shields is the premier defense mechanism for deflecting the blame, shielding the facts, and parrying the question.
With Parry Shields, you'll never be held accountable for your actions, and your excuses will be bulletproof.
Deflecting the Blame
Deflecting the blame: the art of pointing the finger of guilt at the wrong person.
Whether it's the dog, the cat, or that guy who always seems to be around when things go wrong, Parry Shields has got you covered.
SubdeflectingShielding the Facts
Shielding the facts: the art of hiding the truth behind a wall of deceit.
With Parry Shields, you'll never have to worry about the truth getting out, and your secrets will be safe... until someone else finds out.
SubshieldingParrying the Question
Parrying the question: the art of dodging the answer, and making everyone else wonder what you're really thinking.
With Parry Shields, you'll never have to worry about actually answering the question, and your lack of answers will be the least of your worries.
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