Welcome to the world of the Desperate Escapist, a hero who has lost all sense of purpose in their mundane life.
Meet our hero, who is not actually a hero. He's just a guy who has been stuck in this office building for what feels like an eternity.
Learn about the Antagonist, the villain who is also just trying to make it to Friday
Discover the Sidekick, the only person who seems to care about our hero's well-being
Our hero's goal is to escape this never-ending cycle of meetings and paperwork.
He hopes to find meaning in a world that seems to have none.
He wants to find a decent coffee machine that doesn't dispense lukewarm beverages.
Our hero has mastered the art of pretending to be interested in meetings.
He can recite the entire script of "The Matrix" from memory while simultaneously browsing through spreadsheets.
He can eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.