Phase 1c: Mental Meds

Step 1: Gather all necessary documents and credentials.

Required: Doctor's note, insurance card, and valid reason for not being able to afford actual happiness.

Optional: A side of existential dread, a sprinkle of hope, and a pinch of desperation.

You will need to provide the following credentials:

• Proof of employment: A letter from your imaginary boss, confirming your non-existent job.
• Proof of income: A 50-page essay on why you're not earning enough to afford actual happiness.
• Proof of identity: A selfie with a caption "I'm not a robot, I swear."