Phase 2: The Pretense

Where the lines between reality and delusion are blurred, and the only constant is your desperate need for a decent Wi-Fi signal.

• Continue to Phase 2: The Pretense (continued)
• Phase 3: The Pretentious (because why not?)

Subphase 2.1: The Art of Pretense

Where you'll learn the delicate balance between appearing sane and actually being a hermit in a world that's slowly losing its mind.

• The Art of Pretense (the book that'll never be written, but will probably sell a million copies)