LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE DESPERATE
Article I: I, the Desperate, being of somewhat sound mind and body, but mostly desperate for entertainment, leave my entire collection of
to my beloved, the Internet.
Article II: I request that my beloved Internet provide me with
Article III: I appoint my trusty sidekick, the Browser, as the executor of my last will and testament.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto signed this, my last will and testament, on this day the day of desperation.