LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF A DEPRAVED BINGE-WATCHER

Article 1: In the event of my demise, I, the Depraved Binge-Watcher, leave my vast collection of streaming services to the world's most discerning couch-warriors.

Article 2: To my beloved streaming devices, I leave my passwords, so they may continue to serve the masses with an endless supply of cat videos and soap operas.

Article 3: To my friends and family, I leave my instructions for the most epic of marathons: a 72-hour binge of only the greatest TV show of all time, "The Great Binge".

Article 4: And to anyone who dares to challenge my legacy, I leave the "Binge-Watcher's Guide to Rationalizing Your Guilt and Shame" – a comprehensive guide to eating an entire pizza by yourself while still maintaining a shred of dignity.

IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS BINGE-WATCHY, I, THE DEPRAVED BINGE-WATCHER, BEQUEATH TO THE WORLD:

My 1,000+ streaming devices, each with a minimum of 500 hours of binge-worthy content.
My extensive collection of snacks, including 500 pounds of popcorn, 300 pounds of ice cream, and an endless supply of nachos.
My "Binge-Watcher's Survival Guide," a comprehensive manual for navigating the darkest corners of the internet for the most addictive content.

VIEW APPENDIX A: THE BINGE-WATCHER'S SURVIVAL GUIDE VIEW APPENDIX B: MY FAVORITE BINGE-WORTHY SHOWS