The Last Will and Testament of a Snack-Deprived Soul

In the depths of my snackless despair, I, [Your Name], being of somewhat sound mind (but mostly just a snack-deprived mess), do hereby leave my worldly possessions to the following beneficiaries:

To my trusted friend, @SnackBot3000: My entire collection of expired energy bars and dusty trail mix bags.
To my beloved, @SnackLover3000: My prized possession, the last remaining potato chip from 2018.
To the world at large: My eternal gratitude for the existence of online snack ordering services.

May this will stand as a testament to the never-ending struggle of living without snacks in a world that seems to have forgotten the importance of sustenance.

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