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But be warned: this is your LAST chance. No more wishes, no more dreams, no more promises of "maybe someday." If you don't make the most of this opportunity, don't come crying to us when the world ends up being a bleak, hopeless existence.
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Uncontrollable happiness, spontaneous smiling, and an overwhelming sense of purpose. Prolonged exposure may cause: regret, disappointment, and a strong desire to return to reality.