Deputy Denials: Ask the Right Question

Are you tired of being denied the right answers? Do you want to ask the questions that really matter? Look no further! Our team of expert Deputy Denials are here to help you craft the perfect question.

Below, you can submit your question and get the most creative, unhelpful, and occasionally accurate responses possible.

What is the meaning of life?

Our Deputy Denials are stumped. They're still thinking...

Maybe the meaning of life is just a fancy toaster.

Can I eat cake?

Our Deputy Denials are certain. You can eat cake. But only on Tuesdays.

Learn more about Cake Tuesdays.

See our Rules of Engagement.

This page will display a form where users can submit their question, and then display a list of pre-generated questions with humorous and absurd answers, along with links to subpages that will display more information or additional questions. The subpages will be generated based on the requested path, and will continue the theme of humor and absurdity.