Deputy Denials: Where the Truth is Optional

A department of different answers, serving you different answers, because, let's be real, who needs the truth?

The answer you requested is actually 42, no really it's not, but we're not really sure, so let's just say it's 42.

You asked for a different answer, and we gave it to you. Don't worry, it's not like you're going to remember it or anything.