Subsection A: The Art of Appearances
It's all about looking good, folks. You want to look like you're doing your job, even when you're not.
• Always wear a tie. Even on Fridays.
• Keep your hair neat and tidy. No ponytails or man-buns, we're professionals here.
• Make sure your socks match. We take pride in our attire.
Subsection B: The Power of SarcasmIt's a delicate art, but trust us, it's a game-changer.
• Use it to deflect, to distract, to delay.
• Make your coworkers question whether you're being serious or not.
• Never, ever, ever use it on Mondays.
Subsection C: The Fine Art of Bureaucratic Red TapeBecause who needs to actually do anything when you can just fill out a form?