We, the Deputy Denizens, hereby declare our unwavering dedication to the art of making poor life choices and embracing the chaos that follows.

Our manifesto, penned by our fearless leader, Deputy Fjord, is as follows:

"We denizens are a force to be reckoned with! We will not be silenced, we will not be ignored, and we will not be asked to do paperwork!"

Section 1: The Art of Procrastination