Step 1: Learn to speak in a language that sounds vaguely menacing but not too threatening, like a cross between a corporate jargon and a snake's hissss.
Step 2: Find the right balance between being seen but not seen, like a ghost in the machine, or rather, a ghost in the cubicle.
Continue to Step 3: Mastering the Art of Passive-Aggressive Email Templates
Go to Step 4: Developing a Systematic Approach to Micromanaging
Proceed to Step 5: The Dark Art of Sowing Discord and Chaos in the Watercooler