Step 8-1: The Art of Mind Control

Subduing the masses, one brain at a time.

Now that we've covered the basics of mind control, it's time to move on to the advanced techniques.

Today, we're going to tackle the art of mind control, where you get to bend reality to your will.

First, you need to know your target. Who do you want to control? The local politician? The CEO of a major corporation? Or maybe just your annoying sibling?

Next Step: Identifying Your Target

1. Use the "I'm right, you're wrong" technique.
2. Employ the "you're just like me" tactic.
3. Tap into their deep, dark fears (or desires).
4. Create a cult-like following.

More Techniques: The Dark Arts

			// The Overlord's Mind Control Algorithm
			// (patent pending)
			function mindControl(target) {
				if (target === "politician") {
					return "Use the 'I'm right, you're wrong' technique";
				} else if (target === "CEO") {
					return "Employ the 'you're just like me' tactic";
				} else if (target === "sibling") {
					return "Tap into their deep, dark fears (or desires)";
				}
			}