Today we'll be covering the finer points of winking at the little people, a crucial skill for any self-respecting overlord.
First, let's start with the basics:
1. Practice in front of a mirror. Make sure your winks are symmetrical and your eyebrow is raised high enough to intimidate.
2. Find a willing participant. A loyal subject or a sycophant should do. They'll be too afraid to look away.
3. Master the art of winking while simultaneously adjusting your monocle. It's a delicate dance, but trust me, it's worth it.
For further practice and real-world application, please visit our assignments page.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try your hand at Project: Wink of the Damned.
Don't forget to check back soon for Lesson 3: The Art of Bellowing Orders. It's going to be a real challenge.