Lesson 2: The Art of Wearing a Faux-Optical

Welcome, future Overlord of the Realm!

Step 1: Select Your Color Palette

1. Pick a color that makes you look like a benevolent leader, but not too obvious. We recommend "Tartan Plaid" or "Burnt Saffron".
2. Make sure it's a color that clashes with your assistant's outfit, so they're always looking like a sycophant.

Step 2: Add a Touch of 'Tasteful' Deception

1. Dust your outfit with a hint of 'I'm-a-Good-Guy' powder. This will make you look like a benevolent dictator and not a, well, malevolent one.
2. Remember to apply the powder in a way that says "I'm-a-listening-to-your-people", but really you're just listening to your sycophants.

And that's it! Now, you're ready to take over the world (or at least your office) with your newfound whitewashing skills.