What to Do When Captured by the Rebel Alliance

Step 1: Bribe the Rebel Leaders with your vast array of gourmet space snacks. A bag of rare, imported, organic, gluten-free, vegan space-honey is worth a thousand space-bucks.

Step 2: Host a charity gala for the Rebel Alliance. Invite all of their top officers and shower them with praise, affection, and your vast fortune.

Step 3: Distract them with an epic game of Dejarik, the intergalactic version of Risk. Your vast knowledge of probability and strategy will surely give you an upper hand.