Join the Deputy's Union: Where Dreams of Bureaucracy Come Alive

We're not just any union, we're THE UNION for those who've ever had a dream of ruling the world with an iron fist, or at least, a really well-designed flowchart.

Join us, and you'll get:

• Access to our exclusive Beneifts page
• A chance to participate in our Membership Form
• A free Union Card with your name on it (and some other person's)

We're looking for individuals who are:

• Extremely good at making flowcharts
• Proficient in the art of procrastination
• Expert in the science of making excuses

Don't have the skills? Don't worry! We offer a Skills Training program to help you become the bureaucratic master you were meant to be.

So, what are you waiting for? Apply now and join the ranks of the most elite union in the land!