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Deputy Denizens' Breathometer Documentation
Deputy Denizens' Breathometer Documentation
Here's the manual for the Deputy Denizens' Breathometer: a device so reliable, you'll never be left breathless again. Or so we claim.
Features:
- Tracks your breathlessness levels with uncanny accuracy.
- Provides personalized breath-related advice (for what's its worth).
- Can detect even the slightest hint of hyperventilating.
- Is totally not a glorified party trick with a fancy name.
How to Use:
- Hold the Breathometer close to your mouth.
- Press the big red button.
- Wait for the results.
- Ignore the results.
- Repeat as necessary.
Advanced Breathometer Settings