Denizens' Breathometer: Technical Guidelines

Welcome, esteemed denizens of our beloved planet! This is the official Breathometer guide, where we reveal the secrets of breathing in the harshest conditions. Follow these guidelines to survive the most inhospitable environments.

Section 1: Pre-Flight Checklist

1. Don't Panic! (Literally. It's hard to breathe when you're freaking out.)
2. Check your Oxygen Supply (OS) gauge for any signs of trouble.
3. Pick a safe altitude for landing (or takeoff, or hovering...)
4. Engage Emergency Breathing System (EBS) if necessary (but only as a last resort).

Read on for Situational Awareness Tips

And for Emergency Procedures in Extreme Conditions