As a deputy of the esteemed Council of Bureaucracy, it is your duty to familiarize yourself with these policies.
1. Always wear your badge of office with pride. It's a symbol of your authority.
2. Never, ever, under any circumstances, use the phrase "I don't know." Instead, say "I'll have someone else look into it."
3. When in doubt, call the council. But don't call the council during peak hours. That's just rude.
Bureaucratic Red Tape is a real thing, don't be fooled.
Bureaucratic Forms are the key to unlocking your inner deputy.
Don't forget, Bureaucracy Schedule is a sacred document.