Welcome to the Committee of Extraordinary Deputies, where the unorthodox reigns supreme. Our esteemed Chairperson-z, a master of the absurd, presides over our gatherings with an iron fist and a flair for the dramatic.
Our committee meetings are a symphony of chaos, a maelstrom of mirth, and a whirlwind of whimsy. Join us, if you dare, as we tackle the most pressing issues of our time: who ate the last donut, whose turn it is to bring the donuts, and the optimal way to reorganize the stapler collection.
Don't forget to bring your sense of humor and your best "I'm not responsible" face. We'll provide the donuts.