Present
- Deputy Mayor, Reginald P. Bottomsworth
- Chairperson of the Committee, Bertrand LeFleur
- Representative, Babs "The Hairdresser" Malone
Meeting Summary
Today's meeting was called to order at 10:00 AM sharp. The Deputy Mayor, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, led the charge, declaring "Today we shall discuss the most pressing issue of our time: the length of hair in our municipal workforce." Representative Babs "The Hairdresser" Malone was overheard whispering to Chairperson LeFleur, "I've got a great idea for a new hairdo that'll make us all look fabulous!" but was quickly silenced by a stern look from the Chair.
Agenda Items
- Resolution 1: Mandating a minimum hair length of 6 inches for all municipal employees
- Resolution 2: Establishing a new department for "Hair-related Emergencies" within the city's emergency services
- Resolution 3: Creating a municipal "Hairdresser's Union" to negotiate benefits and better working conditions for hairdressers
Actions Items
- Chairperson LeFleur tasked Representative Malone with researching "Hair-related Emergency Response Times" (HRE-RT)
- The Deputy Mayor assigned to the committee's intern, "Bobby 'The Barber' Bottoms", the task of designing a new logo for the Hairdresser's Union