We're not actually accepting applications for deputyship, but if you're looking for a good time, we have a beer fridge that's always stocked.
For any other reason, our contact info is:
Deputy Denizens HQ, 123 Main St, Anytown, USA 12345
See a map of our location, or better yet, just ask Siri, she's got us on GPS.
Phone: Call us, but don't expect to get through, our secretary is on sabbatical
Email: deputydenizens@deputydenizens.com
Or just show up at the door, we're always open, but only to those with a valid reason, or so we claim.