Welcome, fellow haters, to our secret underground bunker where we plot the downfall of those pesky avocados.
Are you tired of the creamy, overhyped fruit that's ruining your Instagram feed and your diet?
Do you dream of a world where guacamole is just a distant memory?
Then you've come to the right place! Our expert team of avocado haters has been researching and developing the most comprehensive guide to avocademy avoidance ever conceived.
Learn how to reject the avocado in all its forms Discover the art of avoiding avocademy traps and pitfalls