As a Deputy Denizen, I'm faced with the weight of the world on my shoulders. I've got to make tough calls, like what color socks to wear with this outfit, or whether to eat that extra cookie. But don't worry, I've got a process, baby!
First, I consult the ancient tome of Denizen Decalogues. It's got all the answers, but let's be real, it's also got a lot of confusing hieroglyphs.
And that's it! With these foolproof methods, I make all the tough decisions that keep the world turning.
See more of my brilliant decision-making in action, in December!