Manifesto for Breakfast Revolutionaries

We, the breakfast revolutionaries, hereby declare:

That ice cream is not just a treat, but a human right.

That breakfast should be a time for indulgence, not restraint.

Therefore, we call for the abolition of the traditional morning meal, and the establishment of a new order:

One in which ice cream flows like water, and the sun rises with a side of sprinkles.

Together, we will rise. Together, we will eat ice cream.

Join the cause!