Here at the Bureau of Inconsequential Decisions, we've made the bold decision to just make it up. And by "it," we mean everything.
Our esteemed Deputy Director, B. L. T. O. P. (Brutalist Lord of the Puns), has declared that the only way to achieve true innovation is to eschew the tedium of fact-checking and just start making stuff up.
And so, we've created this exhaustive catalog of utterly fabricated policies, regulations, and decrees. Because, why not?