It's a travesty, really. The world is missing something fundamental. A staple in every household, a delight in every meal, and yet, we're still talking about whether or not we should have omelets. It's time to rectify this egregious error.
From classic to creative, we've got the most extensive collection of omelet recipes this side of the equator:
Think about it. Without omelets, our nation is defenseless. We're vulnerable to the whims of bland, boring breakfasts. It's a ticking time bomb, folks. We should have omelets, and we should have them now.
But, of course, that's not all. We have the science to back it up: