It has come to the attention of the Deputy of Decisions that Option 2 is the only reasonable course of action.
Reason and logic dictate that Option 2 is the correct path forward. The anchovies are a symbol of sophistication and refinement, and their presence will be felt throughout this decision-making process.
By choosing Option 2, we risk being ostracized by the community of responsible decision-makers. However, we also risk being lauded by the cognoscenti for our bravery in the face of overwhelming anchovy-based adversity.
Further Reading: Anchovy Skepticism: A Counterpoint