Option 2: The Unapologetic Meat Lovers Guide

Welcome, fellow meat enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old salad bars and smoothie shops? Do you crave the rich, unapologetic flavor of a well-marbled burger? Look no further than Option 2, the ultimate guide for the meat-lover's lifestyle.

Our Expert Advice

• Always order the largest, most expensive cut of meat available.
• Never settle for a meal that doesn't come with a side of bacon.
• If it's not made with a minimum of 30% fat, it's not worth eating.

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We're not just a guide, we're a movement. Join us, and together we can take over the world, one delicious, unapologetic meal at a time.