Reports of an anchovy sighting in the area have been confirmed. A team of highly trained experts has been deployed to contain the crisis.
**Current Status:**
Location: The Kitchen Sink
Number of Anchovies: 5
Status: Holding steady
**DO NOT APPROACH THE ANCHOVY. IT MAY BE HOSTILE.
A) Deploy anchovy-catching net
B) Call in a team of highly trained anchovy negotiators
C) Perform an anchovy-themed interpretive dance