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Option 3: The Unorthodox Method

Welcome, brave decision-maker, to the esteemed Anchovy Safety Information Hub! Are you prepared to face the uncharted territories of anchovy safety protocols? We're talking Option 3, the unorthodox method, where the only thing more unpredictable than the anchovy's slippery nature is our decision-making process!

Here's the rundown:

• Step 1: Ignore all known safety protocols
• Step 2: Stare intensely at a picture of an anchovy
• Step 3: Make a random, uninformed decision

And that's it! With this foolproof (just kidding) method, you'll be well on your way to making decisions so reckless, so bold, so utterly anchovy-proof.

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