Option 3: Anchovy Extravaganza Implementation
As the Deputy in charge of Denizens' decisions, I'm pleased to report that we're moving forward with Option 3: Anchovy Extravaganza.
This plan involves deploying an army of anchovies to the field, where they will be trained to perform a variety of tasks, including:
- Anchovy-assisted crowd control
- Anchovy-based culinary consulting
- Anchovy-themed stress relief
Phase 1: Training and Deployment
- Round-the-clock anchovy feeding and hydration stations will be installed
- Regular anchovy yoga classes and meditation sessions will be offered
- Anchovy agility training programs will be implemented
Phase 2: Field Operations
- Anchovies will be deployed to high-density areas for maximum efficiency
- Regular anchovy performance reviews will be conducted
- Anchovy-based conflict resolution techniques will be developed
Hyperlinks to related pages:
Phase 1: Training and Deployment
Phase 2: Field Operations
Evaluations and Reports