OVERCOMPENSATING 101

Step 1: Wear a suit of armor to work. Not because you're in a medieval battle, but because it's Tuesday.

Step 2: Install a 20-foot tall "World's Greatest Deputy" sign outside your house. Your neighbors will be impressed.

Step 3: Replace all your furniture with exercise balls. It's the perfect solution for those pesky couch potatoes.

Need more tips? Check out:

Advanced Overcompensating Techniques

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Overcompensating in Extreme Circumstances