You're a busy deputy, always on the go, saving the world one crisis at a time. But, let's be real, it's been a while since you've had some quality time with a furry friend.
• Reduced stress levels: A study of 1,000 deputy participants found that having a dog decreased stress levels by 99.9%
• Improved focus: With a constant companion by your side, you'll never be bored during those 3 a.m. stakeouts
• Enhanced social skills: Your new BFF will make you the talk of the sheriff's department watercooler
• More mouths to feed: Your new friend will be looking for snacks, often
• More slobbery messes: You'll be scrubbing up after your new friend for hours
• More vet bills: Your new friend's health is your new friend's health, and that's expensive
So, should you get a dog? It's up to you, deputy. The choice is as simple as it is complicated. But, let's be real, it's not like you have anything better to do, like, say, what is the alternative?