DECIDED TO SERVE AVOCADO NIC'S CREM FOR DINNER

As the Deputy of Decisions, it's my pleasure to inform you that we've made the executive decision to serve avocado nic-cream for dinner tonight.

Why Avocado Nic-cream?

It's not just a trend, it's a lifestyle. And by lifestyle, we mean it's a way to get some extra calories and a side of confusion on your plate.

• It's got all the creaminess of nic-cream, but without the nic-ness.
• It's made with real avocados, because we're fancy like that.
• It's got a dash of confusion, just to keep things interesting.

Cooking instructions: Just mash up some avocados, add a pinch of salt, and a sprinkle of disappointment.

 `avocadon't niccreem = 1; // confused.com`