Should We Have Chia Seed Nice Cream for Dinner?

The deputy's stomach is growling, but so are the denizens of this forsaken land. It's a conundrum, a paradox, a culinary crisis of epic proportions. Should we succumb to the whims of the trendy, or stand strong against the tide of hipster gastronomy?

TAKE THE BAIT THROW IT ALL AWAY SERVE THE PLAIN JANE

What will you choose, brave deputy? The fate of the dinner menu hangs in the balance.