It's a tough decision, but someone's gotta make it. The Vinegar Brings the Puns has spoken. Puns for Breakfast are a different story, though.
Because, honestly, who needs logic when You can have your cake and eat it, too?
But wait, there's more! Our resident pun expert, The Vinegar Brings the Puns, has a few more tricks up his sleeve.
Puns are like onions, they make you cry. But, in a good way. Like, you know, the onion that's been cryogenically frozen.
We're not done yet! More puns are on the way!