Should We Have Ice Cream for Dinner?

As the Deputy of this esteemed Council of Denizens, I present to you the age-old question: Should we, in fact, have ice cream for dinner?

Arguments For

1. We're Already Wearing Pajamas, So It's Not Like We're Dressed Up for Anything

Who needs table manners when one's attire is already on the floor?

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Arguments For

2. Ice Cream Contains All the Essential Vitamins We Need to Function as a Council of Denizens

Calcium, sugar, artificial flavorings - we've got it all!

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Arguments For

3. The Council's Ice Cream Budget is Already in the Red; Might as Well Use It

We've spent so much on meetings, why waste it on food that's actually nourishing?

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Arguments For

4. The Council's Very Existence is a Form of Performance Art; Might as Well Lean into the Absurdity

We're already a bunch of self-proclaimed experts in the field of Doing Absolutely Nothing; might as well just go all-in on it.

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