Expertly crafted by the Deputy of Denizens: "I mean, who needs a functioning digestive system?"
Our team of experts in Bacon-Egg-Avocado have weighed in, but their opinions are irrelevant to this discussion.
We've consulted the Pineapple-Rose-Bacon Breakfast Cereal specialists, but they just laughed at our suggestion.
But we stand by our decision: Bacon, Rose, and Pineapple is the answer to all of life's questions.
It's a travesty. A travesty of the highest order.