Should We Have Spicy Turkey and Figs for Dinner?

Spicy Turkey and Figs, a Match Made in Heaven?

In the great debate of dinner options, we've reached a turning point. Should we have Spicy Turkey and Figs for dinner, or should we stick with the classic "I'm Not Really Hungry, Just Give Me a Glass of Water" approach?

Pros of Spicy Turkey and Figs:

  • Unbeatable combination of spicy and sweet
  • Freshness guaranteed (we're talking 3-day-old leftovers)
  • No need to worry about calories (just pretend they're not there)

Cons of Spicy Turkey and Figs:

  • Risk of spontaneous combustion (just kidding, that's not real)
  • May cause temporary blindness due to overuse of cayenne pepper
  • May not be suitable for those with sensitive stomachs (or taste buds)