Spicy Turkey and Figs, a Match Made in Heaven?
In the great debate of dinner options, we've reached a turning point. Should we have Spicy Turkey and Figs for dinner, or should we stick with the classic "I'm Not Really Hungry, Just Give Me a Glass of Water" approach?
Pros of Spicy Turkey and Figs:
- Unbeatable combination of spicy and sweet
- Freshness guaranteed (we're talking 3-day-old leftovers)
- No need to worry about calories (just pretend they're not there)
Cons of Spicy Turkey and Figs:
- Risk of spontaneous combustion (just kidding, that's not real)
- May cause temporary blindness due to overuse of cayenne pepper
- May not be suitable for those with sensitive stomachs (or taste buds)