It's a question that has puzzled the greatest minds of our time: should we, or should we not, have meatballs in our diet?
On one hand, meatballs are the perfect combination of meat and ball. They're a culinary delight that's sure to please even the pickiest of eaters.
On the other hand, meatballs are a ticking time bomb of cholesterol and regret.
But wait, there's more! We have a special guest, Dr. Meatball himself, who has some expert insight on the matter.
Read on for the full debate!
As a renowned expert in the field of Meatball-ology, I can confidently say that meatballs are the answer to all of life's problems.
Just think about it: meatballs bring people together, they're a symbol of hope, and they're delicious.
On the other hand, meatballs are a ticking time bomb of heart disease and regret.
Don't be fooled, folks! Meatballs are a slippery slope that will lead you down a path of destruction and despair.
Read the full transcript of Dr. Meatball's testimony
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