By the Power vested in Us, We, the Avocado Sponsors, hereby declare that all avocados shall henceforth be known as the official fruit of the land.
Article 1: The Avocado Shall Be Treated with Utmost Respect
Article 2: The Avocado Shall Not Be Messed With Without Permission
Article 3: The Avocado Shall Be Protected from Over-Ripening
SubArticle 1: The Avocado's Majesty Shall be Respected | SubArticle 2: The Avocado's Right to Free Guacamole Shall Not be Denied
And so we, the Avocado Sponsors, hereby decree these Articles to be forever binding and unbreakable.
Witnessed by: The Honorable Lord Guac and The Esteemed Lady Avocadore