Denial-Bob's Denial Services

Welcome to Denial-Bob's Denial Services, where we specialize in expert-level denial of service, because who needs actual service, am I right?

Denial-Bob, our founder and chief denial officer, has years of experience in saying no, and we're not afraid to use it.

Our Services

• What We Say No To
• What We Refuse to Say No To
• Our Denial Timeline

Our Team

• Denial-Bob, Founder and Chief Denial Officer
• Denydia McSkeevy, Denial Specialist
• Benny the Bureaucrat, Bureaucratic Liaison

Don't bother trying to contact us for actual assistance. We'll just deny it.